Eff Em Ell

I ran into my bosses office to ask him a question, and I was looking out the window to the street below where I park my car. I half-heartedly made fun of one of our local bums. Mid-making fun, the guy turns to my car, whips it out, and PEES on my CAR. First I shrieked, then I ran to get the keyfob and in my panic, I accidentally popped the trunk, rather than alarm. Everyone else in the office thinks this is the funniest thing ever. I do not. Now I have to spend lunch going to get a car wash.