Friday, April 8, 2011

Things My Husband Says

While discussing upcoming plans for an out-of-town trip to New Jersey (picture, The Nanny... "Mista Scheffield"...hahaha)

The Hubs: Sooo, after we leave [Northern New Jersey] we are all just headed back home?

KP: Yes.

The Hubs:  You're not staying in NJ? (there was discussion about staying up there longer to see family)

KP: (slightly irritated, as I have just answered this question) No.

The Hubs:  So what about heading to Atlantic City on the way home? (Complete with puppy-dog eyes)

KP:  And what about the baby?

The Hubs:  We can put her in a stroller.  Just have her in the stroller, and wheel her up to a craps table.  (Makes a dice-throwing motion)  We can say, "Come on, Baby needs a new pair of shoes!"  And it will be true.  Because she will be there, and she will not be wearing any shoes.

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