Do you have a dog?
Does your dog sleep like this:
SERIOUSLY, Thing1? HOW CAN THAT BE COMFORTABLE? Her front paws are curled up in the corner of the wall/door, to the side, and her hind legs are straight up in the air. And her neck is bent backwards and at a completely unnatural angle. Every night. I swear to you. I think she enjoys it. I also suspect she might be part cat, being all nimble and bendy and everything.
And just because I don't want Thing2 to get jealous:
He looks all nice and toned and well behaved. But those things are all false. He is nice. But he's clumsy and dopey and true companion dog. He'll follow you in circles. And he's kind of fat. But I love him anyway.
1. Yikes, if Thing 2 is fat, my cat is like the mom from What's Eating Gilbert Grape and should be put down. Ha.
ReplyDelete2. I like their names.
3. I'm a fan of numbered lists.
4. As far as maternity bathing suits go, I went into Target fully expecting to leave with a crushed sense of self esteem. And honestly? It made me sick enough that I hurried up, took it off and ran to the register because I knew there were no other options. Luckily I only went swimming around my family so they kept their beached whale comparisons to a minium.
5. Aren't long comments the best?
6. I don't "get" Twitter. But that's only because I'm lazy. But I enjoy reading your tweets on the side there. FedEx is truly a beotch, at least until they arrive.