I am kind of busy this week trying to get my shit together in general, but also to prepare for the anticipated trip with the in-laws to the beach. Yea, I know.
Anyway, trying to think of a good story to entertain you.
And I found one.
This is from about two years ago - I was at a conference in Baltimore (so obvs far away from home). It was an accounting conference, so you can safely assume that it was practically the most boring thing ever in life.While at these things, it is typical that I email and text people all day long, otherwise I suffer a slow death from boredom. Here is an email I sent to Lust immediately after the incident.
TO: Lust
From: KP
Soooooo, you want to hear the funniest storie ever in life?
Ok. Good.
So, lunchtime at the conference. I am friggin starving, and last in the classroom, naturally the first in the lunch line. I get my salad and sandwich, and (Coworker) is sitting down, so naturally I go sit next to him. Well, I am hungry, so I chow down. Then it occurs to me, I have to pee. Badly. I get up. Odd, I realize my butt is wet!! It looks like the chair I was sitting in was wet, and just had some quality time to soak into my pants. I whine a little, then go to the bathroom, all distracted and upset because my bottom is already wet. I sit down to pee, then realize, although, I pulled down my slacks, I didt pull down my thong undies. I am realizing this while peeing. Of course. So now, I have sat in a wet seat, complained about how gross that was, then went directly to the bathroom to pee in my pants. I am a genius. The next five minutes in the stall were classic, as I was moving and banging trying to remove my undies. Now, I am listening to accounting comando.
Your best friend is a bona fide genius.
Soooooo, you want to hear the funniest storie ever in life?
Ok. Good.
So, lunchtime at the conference. I am friggin starving, and last in the classroom, naturally the first in the lunch line. I get my salad and sandwich, and (Coworker) is sitting down, so naturally I go sit next to him. Well, I am hungry, so I chow down. Then it occurs to me, I have to pee. Badly. I get up. Odd, I realize my butt is wet!! It looks like the chair I was sitting in was wet, and just had some quality time to soak into my pants. I whine a little, then go to the bathroom, all distracted and upset because my bottom is already wet. I sit down to pee, then realize, although, I pulled down my slacks, I didt pull down my thong undies. I am realizing this while peeing. Of course. So now, I have sat in a wet seat, complained about how gross that was, then went directly to the bathroom to pee in my pants. I am a genius. The next five minutes in the stall were classic, as I was moving and banging trying to remove my undies. Now, I am listening to accounting comando.
Your best friend is a bona fide genius.
Sent from my BlackBerry Smartphone
(This is the story of my life. Seriously. Please tell me things like this happen to other people. No? Ok, going to crawl in a corner...)
This cracked me up! I absolutely do ridiculous things all the time.
ReplyDeleteOnce I accidentally brought a wine cooler to church in my purse.
While I no longer attend church... or drink wine coolers, this super classy event still sticks out in my mind.