On July 4th, the Hubs and I were hanging out with some friends and drinking.
He drank more than I did. (He usually does).
We missed out on fireworks because of torrential downpours here, so we ended up going to bed early.
I asked him to sleep on the sofa because I knew alcohol-induced snoring would keep me awake and I was desperately in need of some recovery sleep (which had been interrupted the previous few nights due to more alcohol-induced snoring. I was bitter, plus, I had to be functional at work Tuesday).
He goes to lie on the sofa, but keeps coming back into the kitchen to open the fridge, generally harass me, etc.
I was trying to take all my vitamins and pills and antibiotics, when he saw me taking some of my gummy vitamins (yes, I am an adult).
He wanted some.
So I gave him some vitamins.
He wanted more.
I didn't want to overdose him on vitamins, so I offered other gummies.
Now, don't think I am old or lame or anything, but I take fiber gummies.
What? They are delicious and I don't eat enough veggies.
After I offered him other gummies, he wanted more.
So I continued to offer fiber gummies while warning him that he shouldn't eat too many.
And he ate quite a few.
I am sure you can surmise the outcome of these events.
And that my friends, is why you shouldn't get between me and my (much needed beauty) sleep.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Serves him right. ;)
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