A Scene

Merry Christmas and such.  I will update you about the holiday and the gifts and the in-laws later.  Right now, let me just share this morning's adventre to you.

The Place:  Fertility Doctor

The Time:  10:40 am, morning after Christmas (read, still stuffed with food, and cranky)

The Players:  KP and Hubs (along with certain doctors and nurses)

KP and Hubs walk into the doctors office.  KP signs the sign-in sheet, and goes to join Hubs on the sofa in the waiting area.  There is one other guy sitting across the room.

10 minutes passes, and it's now 10:50 am.

Two more couples enter the waiting area.

Hubs (to KP):  What time is your appointment again?

KP (seriously offended by Hubs breath).  10:45.  Have a piece of gum.

Hubs: I don't need gum.  What time is it now?

KP: 10:50.

Hubs: Exasperated sigh.  Well, I guess they booked too many appointments today.

KP, just beginning to get aggrivated with Hubs.  Seriously, appointments sometimes run late:  It's a Saturday.  I am sure they didn't book too many appointments.  It's only 5 minutes behind, just, don't worry about it.

Nurse calls KP back, and leads KP and Hubs to ultrasound room.  She asks a few questions, and leaves KP to get undressed for ultrasound.

Doctor enters.

Doctor:  Hello.  I saw you eearlier this week, right?

(NOTE:  This is the on call doctor, NOT KP's usual doctor.  Usual Doc is off on vacay for Christmas)

KP:  That's correct.

Doctor:  And you know what we're doing today, right?

KP:  Yup.  Could not be more excited.

Doctor also makes a comment about the Hubs Redskin hat, and KP's W&M hat.  Asks if there is a possibility W&M could beat the Redskins this year.  KP responds with "Probably", and a chuckle.  Hubs sits there with a scowl on his face, being incredibly grumpy that someone has spoken ill of his beloved (and sucktastic) Redskins.  KP senses his grumpiness, and again aggrivation with the Hubs mounts. 

The Doctor then goes about this business of administering an internal ultrasound.  Doc and Nurse point somethings out, make some notes, etc. etc.

Doc then wraps up, and tells me to get dressed, and meet in his office for the breakdown/recap about what he saw.

Doctor and Nurse leave.

Hubs, after doctor is gone:  Gee, you think it would have been nice for him to introduce himself, before he started getting busy down there.

KP, feet still in stirrups and covered in a bedsheet, after just being totally violated with an internal ultrasound wand:  YOU THINK AT THIS POINT YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT IT'S  NOT ALL ABOUT YOU.