I know, I promised you all some pictures of the hand-me-down clothes my MIL gifted me with the other weekend. And I have failed to actually produce. That was mostly because the Hubs was around, and he protested me taking pictures of the hideous garments his own mother saw fit to pass along to me. I mean, can you blame him for being embarassed? It's probabaly a feeling he's all too familiar with when it comes to her antics.
Anyway, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO: May I present to you, a small sampling of the clothing I received:
This one actually has pictures of Raggedy Ann on it. Not to mention the awesome patchwork and faded fabric. Oh, and it's too bad I can't add a "scratch-and-sniff" feature. This garment carries the scent of eau du stale cigarette smoke and OLD. It's an acquired scent.
You are correct, do not adjust your computer screens. This shirt comes adorned with many vegatables and fruits. It's something I would most likely associate with gardening, not wearing while pregnant, although, I suppose produce and (re)produce are along the same theme.
Best part about the Vegatable Shirt - the brand name is "Lady In Waiting"!!! I mean, seriously, COULD YOU DIE?
Get jealous. Get jealous RIGHT NOW. Because you know you want these awesome hideous shirts for your own collection. There were some more, but none with such eccentric fabrics or ridiculous motifs.
wow. just wow. Somehow, this is worse than you made it seem. Thank god you were blessed with a sense of humor because I'm not sure how you accepted these things without either laughing in MIL's face or at the very least, vomiting.
ReplyDeleteIt's a shame I'm not an 8 or else i'd be banging down your door looking for my share.
Signed,
A fellow "Lady in Waiting"
Dude! I can't believe you don't want to wear those clothes.
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